To people who do not know the joy of dance, part 2: dancing in a car

I haven’t finished talking about dancing yet.

Recently I have been really into car dancing. It’s like regular dancing but you are also in a car, probably driving the car (if you’re not driving it, why are you in there? Get out, go home, spend some time with your family). It’s mainly upper body work as the lower body is pretty much committed to acceleration, gear change and braking. Keep doing those things with your legs, and by all means use at least one of your hands to steer and at least one of them to move the gear stick. I note this is rapidly becoming a driving lesson. I digress.

Here are some possible ways to get the most out of your new-found love of dancing. It’s a game:

You get bonus points for knowing the words and singing them with your eyes closed to indicate a passionate connection to the message of the song. Harder to do when driving, but not impossible.

You get bonus points for dancing to things from the 90s and still knowing the words and singing them.

You get bonus points for making someone join you while you dance.

You get bonus points if the someone who has joined you is a cat, dog or rabbit that you have also decided to serenade with your singing which you are also doing while you dance.

You get bonus points if you are dancing with the cat, dog or rabbit like they are a human.

You get triple bonus points if you throw in a booty pop.

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